The LifeStream of Tristan Cuschieri http://www.tristanx.com/feed en-us http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Sweetcron phroek@gmail.com Tristan | When you go sliding across your kitchen floor, hit the fridge, and fall on your ass, either A) Floor's too slippery, or B) You just can't dance like Christopher Walken. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12317/tristan-when-you-go-sliding-across-your-kitchen-floor-hit-the-fridge-and-fall-on-your-ass-either-a-floors-too-slippery-or-b-you-just-cant-dance-like-christopher-walken

| When you go sliding across your kitchen floor, hit the fridge, and fall on your ass, either A) Floor's too slippery, or B) You just can't dance like Christopher Walken.

]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:11:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12317/tristan-when-you-go-sliding-across-your-kitchen-floor-hit-the-fridge-and-fall-on-your-ass-either-a-floors-too-slippery-or-b-you-just-cant-dance-like-christopher-walken When you slide across your kitchen, hit the fridge & fall, either A) floor's too slippery, or B) u just can't dance like Christopher Walken. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12315/tristanx-when-you-slide-across-your-kitchen-hit-the-fridge-amp-fall-either-a-floors-too-slippery-or-b-u-just-cant-dance-like-christopher-walken ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:03:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12315/tristanx-when-you-slide-across-your-kitchen-hit-the-fridge-amp-fall-either-a-floors-too-slippery-or-b-u-just-cant-dance-like-christopher-walken Turned the washing machine on and let it start without putting clothes in. AGAIN. What the hell is wrong with me? #facepalm http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12314/tristanx-turned-the-washing-machine-on-and-let-it-start-without-putting-clothes-in-again-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me-facepalm ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:39:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12314/tristanx-turned-the-washing-machine-on-and-let-it-start-without-putting-clothes-in-again-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me-facepalm Ok, I'm stupid. Of course it's photoshopped. I guess a part of me REALLY wanted to believe for a second there. sigh. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12312/tristanx-ok-im-stupid-of-course-its-photoshopped-i-guess-a-part-of-me-really-wanted-to-believe-for-a-second-there-sigh ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:10:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12312/tristanx-ok-im-stupid-of-course-its-photoshopped-i-guess-a-part-of-me-really-wanted-to-believe-for-a-second-there-sigh I have to know if this is real or photoshopped. Either way, awesome - RT @i_am_hilarious: Hoboken <a href="http://bit.ly/aLAdPr" rel="external">http://bit.ly/aLAdPr</a> #iamhilarious http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12310/tristanx-i-have-to-know-if-this-is-real-or-photoshopped-either-way-awesome-rt-i-am-hilarious-hoboken-httpbitlyaladpr-iamhilarious ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:09:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12310/tristanx-i-have-to-know-if-this-is-real-or-photoshopped-either-way-awesome-rt-i-am-hilarious-hoboken-httpbitlyaladpr-iamhilarious Accident at the kitchen sink. I'm all wet. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12307/tristanx-accident-at-the-kitchen-sink-im-all-wet ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:19:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12307/tristanx-accident-at-the-kitchen-sink-im-all-wet Suddenly I want to throw my HD2 out the window... RT @wmpoweruser: HTC HD3 Concept … <a href="http://bit.ly/bIfUeI" rel="external">http://bit.ly/bIfUeI</a> http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12306/tristanx-suddenly-i-want-to-throw-my-hd2-out-the-window-rt-wmpoweruser-htc-hd3-concept-httpbitlybifuei ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:06:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12306/tristanx-suddenly-i-want-to-throw-my-hd2-out-the-window-rt-wmpoweruser-htc-hd3-concept-httpbitlybifuei "YES. OMG. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" - That's the kind of email response I love seeing from clients. Makes the whole day worthwhile. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12294/tristanx-quotyes-omg-thank-you-thank-you-thank-youquot-thats-the-kind-of-email-response-i-love-seeing-from-clients-makes-the-whole-day-worthwhile ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:16:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12294/tristanx-quotyes-omg-thank-you-thank-you-thank-youquot-thats-the-kind-of-email-response-i-love-seeing-from-clients-makes-the-whole-day-worthwhile I like Brio. But Kinnie is still better. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12296/tristanx-i-like-brio-but-kinnie-is-still-better ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:10:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12296/tristanx-i-like-brio-but-kinnie-is-still-better Intel 6-Core Processor Dominates Benchmarks http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12291/intel-6-core-processor-dominates-benchmarks

Intel has released a 6-core processor that will fit into existing X58 motherboards and really pushes the boundaries of computing performance. There are many cases where the CPU actually is 50% faster than the measly quad-core processors currently for sale! Time to open up the pocket book or steal your neighbors.

]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:41:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12291/intel-6-core-processor-dominates-benchmarks I don't understand this - how did it get 455 diggs?? <a href="http://digg.com/pets_animals/So_you_think_your_pet_is_Badass" rel="external">http://digg.com/pets_animals/So_you_think_your_pet_is_Badass</a> Am I missing something? http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12286/tristanx-i-dont-understand-this-how-did-it-get-455-diggs-httpdiggcompets-animalsso-you-think-your-pet-is-badass-am-i-missing-something ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12286/tristanx-i-dont-understand-this-how-did-it-get-455-diggs-httpdiggcompets-animalsso-you-think-your-pet-is-badass-am-i-missing-something So you think your pet is Badass! http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12290/so-you-think-your-pet-is-badass

Does it get you dinner?

]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:38:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12290/so-you-think-your-pet-is-badass I may have just snorted Brio up my nose and burned my brain. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12287/tristanx-i-may-have-just-snorted-brio-up-my-nose-and-burned-my-brain ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:37:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12287/tristanx-i-may-have-just-snorted-brio-up-my-nose-and-burned-my-brain "Dave, why do you always have to turn everything into an HDMI cable measuring contest?" http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12289/tristanx-quotdave-why-do-you-always-have-to-turn-everything-into-an-hdmi-cable-measuring-contestquot ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:32:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12289/tristanx-quotdave-why-do-you-always-have-to-turn-everything-into-an-hdmi-cable-measuring-contestquot HOLY COW. It's 16 degrees outside and BEAUTIFUL. Tossed the jacket. Also - VEAL SAMMICH. *dies* http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12283/tristanx-holy-cow-its-16-degrees-outside-and-beautiful-tossed-the-jacket-also-veal-sammich-dies ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:48:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12283/tristanx-holy-cow-its-16-degrees-outside-and-beautiful-tossed-the-jacket-also-veal-sammich-dies Yes, I carry a 6-inch mini-usb cable in one of my jacket pockets at all times. #iamageek http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12279/tristanx-yes-i-carry-a-6-inch-mini-usb-cable-in-one-of-my-jacket-pockets-at-all-times-iamageek ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:58:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12279/tristanx-yes-i-carry-a-6-inch-mini-usb-cable-in-one-of-my-jacket-pockets-at-all-times-iamageek Can't sleep. Song stuck in my head. @MisssV33's fault. "Admiration" (Incubus). But not that I mind - I <3 that track hard. Ergo, Vee == rad. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12274/tristanx-cant-sleep-song-stuck-in-my-head-misssv33s-fault-admiration-incubus-but-not-that-i-mind-i-lt3-that-track-hard-ergo-vee-rad ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:03:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12274/tristanx-cant-sleep-song-stuck-in-my-head-misssv33s-fault-admiration-incubus-but-not-that-i-mind-i-lt3-that-track-hard-ergo-vee-rad Stores, you know what really makes me want to spend money? Not your displays. Not advertisements. No, it's finding a kickass parking spot. http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12270/tristanx-stores-you-know-what-really-makes-me-want-to-spend-money-not-your-displays-not-advertisements-no-its-finding-a-kickass-parking-spot ]]> Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:12:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12270/tristanx-stores-you-know-what-really-makes-me-want-to-spend-money-not-your-displays-not-advertisements-no-its-finding-a-kickass-parking-spot I draw ampersands like a pro. *bows* (treble cleffs too) http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12269/tristanx-i-draw-ampersands-like-a-pro-bows-treble-cleffs-too ]]> Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:14:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12269/tristanx-i-draw-ampersands-like-a-pro-bows-treble-cleffs-too RT @V3Da: Starting the day off by having the greatest shower only to find that I used my dog's shampoo. Is it weird that i still enjoyed it? http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12267/tristanx-rt-v3da-starting-the-day-off-by-having-the-greatest-shower-only-to-find-that-i-used-my-dogs-shampoo-is-it-weird-that-i-still-enjoyed-it ]]> Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:04:00 -0500 http://www.tristanx.com/items/view/12267/tristanx-rt-v3da-starting-the-day-off-by-having-the-greatest-shower-only-to-find-that-i-used-my-dogs-shampoo-is-it-weird-that-i-still-enjoyed-it